Pump Up Your Junk, Hunks! 💪🍆
Gather 'round, boys, because the Hunky Junk Clutch Cock & Ball Sling has leveled up! We're talking 8th gen, top-of-the-line tech to make your manhood the star of the show. 🌟
Since the first Clutch strutted its stuff eight years ago, Hunky Junk has been polishing its performance and making it the Beyoncé of cock & ball slings. 💃👑
8th Gen Clutch: Bigger, Better, Bolder! 🎉
🍆 Thicker Walls: More bulk for a super-satisfying hug around your boys.
🍆 Base Boost: Extra surface area to push up your junk and make that bulge pop!
🍆 Cushioning Galore: Comfort is key, darling, and the new Clutch knows how to treat you right.
🍆 Shaft Ring Dip: A little relief for your sensitive spots, because we care. 😉
🍆 Phthalate Free: Only the best for our hunks! No nasty chemicals here.
🍆 plus+silicone TPR/silicone blend: Soft, stretchy, and strong enough to handle your wildest nights.
🍆 Ice, Tar & Cobalt: Fabulous colors to suit your style.
Dimensions to Cradle Your Goods: 📏
🍆 Width: 2”
🍆 Height: 2.75”
🍆 Depth: 2.25” 🍆 Main hole circumference: 4.25”
🍆 Shaft hole Circumference: 3.75”
🍆 Ball hole circumference: 3.5”
So, what are you waiting for, hunty? 💅 It's time to clutch your junk and flaunt it with pride. The Hunky Junk Clutch Cock & Ball Sling is here to make sure you and your package shine like the fabulous stars you are! ✨🕺